Poem 877 – A Chilling Mystery

The lure of mystery,
of hidden secrets layered,
deep beneath the surface.
The possibility of
threat and treasure leading
to wisdom’s epiphany.
Of gripping pulp adventures
epic expeditions,
and eldritch beasts to better.
But which do I get to face?
To pit my strength against
and struggle to resolve?
The puzzle of why there’s never
room within the freezer
no matter what’s removed…

A truth that applies to all forms of storage…
(10.05.26)

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Poem 873 – Plastic Surgery

‘Sit still’ she said and went behind
me to investigate. A sharp
intake of breath. ‘This is not good,’
she uttered, ‘but do not be alarmed.’

A look of utter concentration.
She raised some pliers to my neck
and clenched her tongue between her teeth,
and started to repair defects.

The room went silent and all zoomed in
upon that point of crisis where
she worked. A range of focused grunts
accompanied her efforts. Care-

fully she reached for varied tools,
a saw, a wrench, hammer and drill
sometimes even two at once
and worked with dreadful haste until

exclaiming, ‘It is fixed!’ Stepping
back to view her handiwork
she placed her plastic tools aside
and called her Mum to come and look.

Mum just smiled and winked at me,
‘Her dad fancies himself as a bit
of a handyman,’ she laughed until…
she swung a wrench and hit her knee!

Toddler group today and the toy tools were out. Towards the end I became the source of quite an operation.
(06.05.26)

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Poem 866 – Small Prophets

Were the minor prophets
The same as Mackenzie Crook’s,
And did they also conjure
Homunculae from books?
Did old Ezekiel
Work at B&Q?
Or was he simply shorter
Than folk like me and you?

Just emerged to find the brilliant Small Prophets on the box at the end of a full day. It won’t make sense if you haven’t seen it.
(29.04.26)

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Poem 848 – Knock-Offs R Us

It’s time to buy the New’est Looks,
Stock up on all the latest fashions,
There’s only one place we can go,
We’re off to Delboy’s International!

And after that perhaps John Leviz,
For modern homeware and cigarettes,
Then Adidaz and Skeechers trainers,
With Gücci bags from Sportz Direkt.

And last of for holy luggage,
Try Jesus’ bags and leatherware,
Admire his creepy mannequins, for
The best fakes found almost anywhere…

There are some gloriously named stores and fakes in Olüdeniz. I’m not convinced that Sainsbury’s is part of the well know chain either…
(11.04.26)

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Poem 829 – Right Date, Wrong Month

The look on your face was wonderful
when I came through the door. I’m sure
you weren’t expecting me at all.
You were flummoxed, but that was before

I realised to my great shame
it was my fault. A misplaced diary
entry I’d made was to blame.
Embarrassed? Undeniably…

I turned up to a meeting today that I’d been to on the same date a month before. That should have rung alarm bells.
(23.03.26)

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Poem 813 – Twenty Qs

Quirky and quizzical,
This quintessentially English
Quest to quantify
And quarrel over lists
To fill their qualifying
Quota, may be a quagmire
Of querulous quips and queries,
But quibbling over such questions
Is a worthy quarry,
A quixotic quiver of quanta,
That quickens not quashes
Our curiosity.

With the surname Quant, I want to promote the letter Q.
(07.03.26)

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