In life and death one constant’s found
On that you can depend,
The need to fill out forms and then,
Fill out the very same again,
O when will it ever come to an end,
O when, o when, o when!
Have problems please connect online
And speak to a friendly bot,
Pour out your woes he’ll hear you through,
But give an answer? No can do!
By all means shout ’till you’ve turned blue,
But this is all he’s got….
Perhaps the answer’s give a ring
And speak to someone real?
I wish you luck, my friend I do,
As you search for a number to
Dial up someone you can speak to,
All life has been concealed!
Somethings these days seem ridiculously complicated or unnecessary…
(13.11.26)
© Ben Quant 2026
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